I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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