Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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