Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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