I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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