I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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