My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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