There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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