sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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