belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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