is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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