Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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