dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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