I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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