just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
