Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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