last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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