I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Congratulations! We have a period
Hey
Gfdhklhgfxzyuikl$
GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Randomize
