I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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