Your face is a jimmy john
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Walk of Shame today included voting.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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