Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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