I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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