I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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