Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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