dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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