why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
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