Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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