Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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