But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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