It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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