I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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