Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
