I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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