I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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