I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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