You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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