I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Do vagina's smell?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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