What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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