There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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