If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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