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Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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