Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I love you.
Bad choice
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