Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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