I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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