from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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