I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Do vagina's smell?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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