I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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