I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar