so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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