Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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