Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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