There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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