My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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